Werewolf story - flash fiction - see werewolf story called STATISTICAL EVIDENCE ... "Another bloody werewolf!" said Doctor Blix. Where the hell were they all coming from?

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What was the purpose of the black ships in the Iliad? They took the Greeks from Greece to Troy at the start of the Trojan War and then they took them home again. Where the Iliad is concerned, for "black ships" read "Greek ships". There is some poetry related to the Trojan War on the page Trojan War.

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What food do New Zealanders like? (What food do the New Zealander's like?). Traditional New Zealand food is very much like English food: potatoes (boiled, fried, roasted or baked), meat (beef, chicken or pork) and a green vegetable (cabbage, peas, broccoli and so forth.) Like the English, New Zealanders eat a lot of bread. Cereal is often eaten for breakfast - cornflakes, museli and so forth.

However, that is traditional New Zealand food, the kind of food that was being eaten in, say, the 1960s and 1970s. Since then, New Zealand cuisine has gotten a lot more adventurous, and quite a few New Zealanders will now eat rice and other exotic foods.

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In the Second World War what does blitz mean? "The blitz" was the bombing of Britain by Germany.

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Japanese reaction to foreigners - see gaijin Japan - Japanese reaction to foreigners

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Why we should attack Korea. Well, it makes good TV, I guess. Plus, attacking people and killing them is a good way to make friends and influence people. Now, without any help (no peeking at the model answers) try this one: Why we should attack Canada. And what about Switzerland? The case for dealing with the Swiss RIGHT NOW, before they get out of hand, is made in the file:

Swiss Toys.

Actually, if you're looking for stuff on attacking people, you might be interested in this autobiographical piece about how I thought we should

nuke China

My excuse for ever having thought this was that I was only nine years old at the time. Later on, I grew up.

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George W. Bush psychology. Gee, good question. Maybe he got as far as age nine and got stuck? Just a thought. There are some further thoughts at George W. Bush psychology George W. Bush psychological profile.

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Death of Patroclus poem - death Patroclus death Patroclus poem THE DEATH OF PATROCLUS.

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Fiction writing guide. Look no further - fiction writing guide write story.

Opening paragraph novel. Try opening paragraph novel which also covers opening paragraph short story.

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Short horror story that I can read online - try LIVE ON CHANNEL 10, a short horror story online. There is also a list of horror stories which are on the site - horror murder death.

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Orgasmic short stories. Sorry, I don't think there are any orgasmic short stories on this website. (But I could be wrong. I forget.) (You may possibly be able to find an orgasm if you read through all 250,000 words of

THE WITCHLORD AND THE WEAPONMASTER

the complete text of which (not suitable for children!) is on this site, but I don't guarantee it.)

However, I have written at least one orgasmic short story, HOT CARDBOARD. This deals with a subject curiously neglected by English literature, the sex life of cardboard boxes. I'm reserving this short story for a projected dead tree short story collection with the working title THE SUCCUBUS AND OTHER STORIES.

I don't plan to post HOT CARDBOARD on the Internet (it features, amongst other things, an ugly scene involving a box cutter, and I don't want to be responsible for people with impressionable minds going out and molesting unsuspecting cardboard boxes) but to avoid continued disappointments I thought I'd post the orgasm scene.

Background: the orgasm scene features a cardboard box by the name of XX Megablex, described as "XX Megablex, this real cool cardboard box with a Milivisita Munitions logo emblazoned on his left flank".

And here it is, the orgasm scene:-

        GaBLOOP-A!
        A white-hot zero burst through XX Megablex's mind, making him inside and outside, corner and sheet dissolved in a single yes.

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"Sex stories demon monster alien" - the story which best fits this description (it doesn't have a demon but it has an alien) is:-

AN ALIEN IN JAPAN

Warning! The alien is married! Maybe stories about married life aren't what you were looking for ....

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"Website with complete novels" - yep, this is it. Go to one of the pretty much identical pages

complete novels online

complete online novels

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"Free fantasy online reads" - yep, try the stories section which includes, amongst other things, free fantasy online reads. It also fits the definition free fiction on line or, if you prefer, free fiction online.

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"Castrati fiction" - there is one story on the site which touches on this theme, getting there indirectly by way of recovered memory, and the story is

GAP MUSIC

        Blue. It was all tied up with blue. In a blue room, a man with a scented handkerchief. Incense burning in the censer. Latin chants soaking into the marble. The marble was soft and wet, melting under his hands. A bell intoned the hours.

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"Read SF stories online" - sure thing. Try the free stories area which includes some stories which could be labeled read SF stories online.

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