Sod: Banker Sod, aka Governor Sod, aka Lord Sod: a merchant
banker graced with the pale skin, the yellow head-hair and the
thick white body hair, the golden eyes and the jet-black
fingernails so typical of the iceman breed. His daughter is
Damsel, she who so recently seduced and betrayed the Weaponmaster.* * *
So Guest Gulkan ventured up the last of the stairs and
entered into the Hall of Time, where the gutter-gubber nightlight
of oil lanterns spilt a garblage of shadows across skull-pattern
tiles. Many of those nightlamps had flubbered their last, and by
expiry had left great gouts of shadow sprawled across that
cavernous chamber.
Cavernous? Yes, the word was exact, not capricious or
spuriously decorative. Carved as it was in the living rock of the
mainrock Pinnacle, and breached as it was by the venting draughts
of aerial ice which shuddered by histle and scree through the
slits in its windows, this gloom-gaping barrow was much more of a
cave than a hall.
At the far end of that oval engapement, a full hundred paces
from the entrance where Guest Gulkan stood, something glowed cold
and green.
The demon.
The night of their first encounter was so long ago in the
past, so heavily overlaid by memories of battle and disaster, that
Guest from time to time had been half-convinced that the whole
thing had been no more than a figment of his fevered imagination.
After all, he had been ill at the time, had he not? Grievously ill
- near dead from influenza, and many of his erstwhile companions
literally dead.
So, while the Weaponmaster had rehearsed his memories a
thousand times, he had half-suspected their vivid solidity to have
been no more than that spurious hyper-realism which characterizes
the most gripping of sweet-dreams and nightmare. In its very
nature, that first encounter had been half sweet-dream, half
threat. For the demon had promised to make Guest a wizard, had it
not? That was sweet: the prospect of being able to amplify his
swordstroke with powers equal to those of a Zozimus or a Pitilkin.
But the demon had also told him that wizards were allies of
dark things from the ruins of former times - allies of the Mahendo
Mahunduk, a race of demon-flavored beasts left over from the
wreckage of gods.
Whatever the true nature of the Mahendo Mahunduk - and Guest
was uncertain that he had construed that nature with absolute
accuracy - they were most certainly creatures of the World Beyond.
And Guest, for reasons which he had never been able to even half-
explain to himself, had always flinched from knowledge of the
World Beyond. As he had remained wilfully ignorant of the whole
bloody business of wounds and eviscerations, so too he had closed
his mind to the realm of talking bones and boneless voices, though
in Gendormargensis there had been shamans sufficient to those
mysteries, so he would not have lacked for tutors had he ever
sought the endarkenment of his blank-faced daylight.
Now far from all thoughts of day, Guest Gulkan prolonged his
hesitation, more than half-hoping for a distraction which would
prevent him from venturing forward. For the plain and simple truth
was that he was afraid. In its silence, in the green glimmer of
its cold continence, the demon was possessed of a terrifying
Patience. It had sat there for - for how long? For generations,
surely - for generations at a minimum.
Enduring the weariness of the toiling years, the demon had
served the Safrak Bank as Guardian Prime and as Keeper of the
Inner Sanctum. Sitting there, year after year, listening,
learning, planning, waiting, thinking, the demon had had time to
ripen into the full malice of its manipulative cunning. It
reminded Guest of one of those turtles which has a tongue twisted
into an imitation of scrapmeat, and, seeking to tempt unwary
fishes with this offering, spends all its life in imitation of the
basic manoeuver of the rock, its jaws constantly agape in the
exercise of alluring entrapment.
As such a beast seemed the demon, only more so. Hence Guest
hesitated, and to such an extent that he had quite positively
halted - and was halted still when he heard someone coming
stumping up the stairs behind him.
The Weaponmaster wheeled, his sword ready for butchery. But
it was no enemy who was encroaching upon his vacillations. Rather,
it was the dwarf Glambrax, who had blood on his boots and a bloody
hatchet in his hand.
"How goes it below?" said Guest.
"Badly," said the dwarf.
Coming as it did from Glambrax, this baldly monosyllabic
statement was ominous in the extreme. Nevertheless, the arrival of
one of his comrades heartened the Weaponmaster, and he said:
"Guard well this gate. For I have business with the demon of
this place."
"Demon?" said Glambrax. "What demon?"
"I mean that iceblock yonder," said Guest. "That great green
iceblock at the far end of the hall."
"Then do your business, master," said Glambrax, starting to
recover something of his customary loquacity, "and give the thing
a lick for me. And I in my mightiness will hold this gate against
giants and against dragons, against trolls and orcs, and even
against the very elven lords in their arrogance. I will guard it
against all onslaught of vampires, though their wings be a league
of uncrimped crimson, and I will guard it against the footpad jaws
of the werewolf, and the spikes of the Neversh itself. Yea,
verily, while Drangsturm burns and my heartbeat thunders, I will
hold the door against all such, though I cannot guarantee to hold
it against men, and unfortunately it is men we fight tonight."
"Then do but consent to hold your tongue," said Guest, "and
with that I will be content."
Thus spoke the Weaponmaster, speaking roughly out of habit,
though he was heartened by the dwarf's recovered powers of the
tongue. Having spoken, Guest Gulkan scraped his feet to remove any
last traces of blood - though blood would surely have dried during
his prolonged prevarications - and then with his sword at the
ready he ventured forward.
In his venturing, Guest kept to the center of the hall, the
part which was darkest since it was furthest from the wallside
lanterns - for he favored the dark like a fugitive. A central
course also kept him clear of the deep embrasures and the time
pods, and hence guarded him against ambush.
With such caution, Guest dared himself some ninety paces
through the gloom of the Hall of Time, halting some ten paces
short of the green-glowing menace of Icaria Scaria Iva-Italis,
Demon of Safrak.
Guest had expected this monolithic chunk of jade-green stone
to recognize him, and to acknowledge him. But it did not. It stood
there in square-cut continence, formidable in implicit rebuff,
rising in looming silence to twice his own height. Beyond it, he
could see the single flight of stairs.
Guest Gulkan now stood on the floor of the Hall of Time, the
single chamber which dominated Zi Obo, the Pod Stratum of the
mainrock Pinnacle. If he could dare his way past the Demon of
Safrak, then he could ascend the stairs which would take him to
Jezel Obo. And Jezel Obo was the Sky Stratum, the topmost level of
the mainrock Pinnacle, and home to its Inner Sanctum, the
abditorial holy of holies to which none could penetrate but by the
demon's leave.
But Guest had no thoughts of penetrating to Safrak's
abditory. He had not come here to plumb for secrets. He had come
to seek for help in war - help which he must have lest he die. And
the demon's silence, rather than intriguing him, irritated him
intensely.
"Italis!" barked Guest. "It's me!"
Then, getting no response, he elaborated:
"It is me! Guest Gulkan! The Weaponmaster! I was here before,
remember? You told me about Jocasta, the Great God. A prisoner.
Well. If you can help, I'd, I would have helped before, but I've
been busy. There were wars. Fighting and such. But, uh, if you
could help me with wizardry, powers of a wizard, then your Great
God, well, I'd surely rescue it."
Guest paused, realizing he was handling this badly. In
witless badinage with trifling fellows such as Glambrax or Rolf
Thelemite, his tongue was ever nimbly fluent, because words were
worth nothing and so could be spent freely. But now he was face to
face with a brute which might well be the greatest Power of his
acquaintance. And, because he had anticipated this encounter for
so long, and was driven by great urgencies of battle, each word
was so important that its mere enunciation was a struggle in
itself.
"Italis," said Guest, "I, I'd, I'm sorry I didn't come here
before. It was Pitilkin, you see. Sken-Pitilkin. He doesn't like
you, not much, and - "
Guest broke off, hearing someone boot-thumping down the
stairs. Moments later, a warrior stumbled down those stairs into
the green-spill light of the Demon of Safrak. The warrior was
Hrothgar! Yes, Hrothgar, the Guardian who had befriended Guest
Gulkan on his earlier visit to Alozay!
"Hrothgar!" said Guest.
"Guest!" said Hrothgar. "Catch!"
Then, to Guest's bewilderment, the Guardian Hrothgar flung
something in his direction. But the demon snapped at the flying
thing with an outflux of green liquidity which moved too fast for
the eye to follow. Whatever Hrothgar had thrown, the demon caught
it, and swallowed it.
Hrothgar swore.
Moments later, another man came pounding down the stairs. It
was Banker Sod, the Governor of the Safrak Bank, the ruler of
Alozay, the master of the mainrock Pinnacle. Sod was flushed with
battle, and a sword was in his hand.
"Where is it?" said Sod, challenging Hrothgar in fury. "Where
is it? What did you do with it?"
"I threw it from a window," said Hrothgar, matching the
challenge of Sod's sword with his own.
"Then what good will that do you?" said Sod.
"I had to try," said Hrothgar.
"Had to!" said Sod, in apoplectic fury. "For what reason?"
"Ambition," said Hrothgar, in frank confession.
Now Guest had followed action and speech well enough to
realize that Hrothgar had stolen something from the abditory
above. As a Guardian, a mercenary soldier in the service of the
Safrak Bank, Hrothgar's rewards in life had been to eat, drink and
sleep, and to bed with his wife in their ramshackle home in
Molothair, the colony at the foot of the mainrock Pinnacle.
It had not proved sufficient.
So, when war swept the mainrock, Hrothgar had rebelled
against his masters, and had dared a theft. Of what? Guest could
not say. But the thief had been caught - and Sod, who had caught
him, was determined to inflict the death penalty. Sod leapt at
Hrothgar. Sword clashed with sword. Hrothgar stumbled,
recovered himself, then hacked at Sod. But to Guest's dismay, it
was Sod who prevailed. Hrothgar was driven back - and the demon
grabbed him. Clutched him. Dragged him in! Hrothgar could be seen
inside the demon's monolithic cube of green. His mouth gaped in
dismay. Then his body started to spin. As it span, its arms and
legs disintegrated into a blur of blood.
This process was utterly silent.
That was the hideous thing. The whole whirling, blurring,
bleeding, chopping, disintegrating process made not a single
sound. The dying Hrothgar was cut off from the world entirely,
locked into a nightmare on his own.
The slug-chef Pelagius Zozimus once proposed constructing a
machine with highly-sharpened steel blades which would whirl round
and round and round (driven by a slave tramping on a treadmill,
or, alternatively, by a water wheel). Such a machine - he proposed
calling it a food blender - would be used to effortlessly finechop
a mix of apples, steaks and celery for the making of hamburgers.
Hrothgar looked as if he had fallen into a gigantic version of
just such a food blender, and his disintegration was proceeding
apace.
Even as Guest watched, the top of Hrothgar's skull was
trimmed off, and his brains began to spill out. He whirled in
screaming silence, then disappeared in a clouding blur of blood
and bile and macerated flesh.
Then, abruptly -
A splurging outsurge of the finechopped corpse-mix hosed from
the demon at pressure, accurately targeting Guest Gulkan's face.
Blood-blinded, the Weaponmaster ducked, but the hosing found him
nonetheless. He turned, tried to run, slipped on the weltering
blood, recovered himself -
And was hard-slammed by Sod.
Struck by Sod's body weight, the Weaponmaster fell. His sword
went flying, and Sod kicked him.
At the far end of the Hall of Time, the dwarf Glambrax saw
what had happened, and charged with a cry of fury, hoping to cover
a hundred paces before Sod could do Guest Gulkan a fatal injury.
Even as Glambrax charged, the Witchlord Onosh came panting
upstairs from the depths below, panting into the Hall of Time with
the staunchest of his warriors around him as a bodyguard.
Downstairs, others were fighting a delaying action against a great
wedge-mass of almost-victorious Guardians, who were triumphant in
the certainty of victory, and who were baying for blood and
slaughter.